Can I take a seat on your face ?

Can I use your face as a seat

Will you let me have a seat? on your face?

Hmm your face looks like the perfect seat

Hmm your face looks like a good seat

I’ll take a seat on that face so you can have a taste

hmm your face looks like the perfect seat

Your face looks like a good seat

This is the right place for your face

I need a seat…give me your face ;)

I hope you won't be mad when I mistake your face for a seat 😏

I do believe your face would make the perfect seat