"Babe where do you wanna go for lunch?" I asked my girlfriend

No I can’t be this wet and horny, I only walked into my roommate

When your date said she was wet is this what you were expecting?

He said he liked my holes🥹💖❤️

My ex said he'll never train with me again

When she said "Watchmen cosplay," you weren't expecting this,

When you said you wanted to practice something during our next

“Wow bud, you really meant it when you said you’d suck my

My ex said i was too small so im still a virgin now.. do you

I knew his dick was big from sucking it but I wasn't expecting

My best friend tried to get me into hiking since he was tired

My ex said my butt is too pale