We all know guys in university always tell the truth and are

The eyebrows always tell the truth

The Eyebrows Always Tell The Truth

Yoga pants always tell the truth

I will boss you around and tell you exactly what I want you to

Always do your chores

No matter what she will always be mommy's little girl so she

When we go on vacation, I always pack an implement or two, you

It's weird, every time my sister gets a whipping, I always need

The paddle always leaves its mark.

I can lie and say I don’t like going poop in my undies, but

"Promise me you won't tell anybody about this"