Does irl simulated hentai count?

Does nearly whipped out count?

does choking on dildos count?

Does the work bathroom count?

Does a good wiggle count? ;)

Does a mouth hole count

Does a towel drop count?

Does riding my pillow count?

does a lube slut count

Does riding his tongue count?

Does tagging my camera count?

Does phones mutual masturbation count???