When you call your gf at lunch but she's too busy to talk

When you convinced your wife to try a BBC, you knew she'd love

Your bully attacked you today so you call your girlfriend, hoping

Your old bully got his way to a night with your wife. And she

When you ask your wife for a handjob before she goes to work

You know Its perfect when you expect your wife to be with another

Call your wife and tell her you'll be working late… fucking

When you take your wife to a swinger party and she let's all

POV when you interrupt your wife while she's working

when you call me wife, you will understand what perfection means

When you think your wife is working late 9 times out of 10 she's

When you think your wife is working late 9 times out of 10 she's