A cock is a lot like a beer bottle...

Everybody’s talking about this heatwave that we aren’t getting,

She's like beer foam. Wanna lick

Be like my BF, grab a Beer and watch

When you tell him that machines are better he is like hold my

When you tell him that machines are better he is like hold my

When you feel like sex or beer and you can't decide!

Ok so honestly I like the can more than I liked the beer… I’m

Mental note: Elisha likes beer. Renee likes wine.

Like I said the beer made me do it ☘️

Like I said the beer made me do it ☘️

Do zombies like beer? I ❤️ this 🧟‍♀️ 🍺!