They're real, and they're fantastic. Would you come play with

They're greedy [/u/PikachuGoat]

They’re not fireworks, but they’re pretty bomb.

They're more interesting when they're bouncing 😏 [Gif]

They’re perky, but i hope you don’t think they’re too small!

They're real and they're spectacular. [F]

They're not anal beads, they're an antenna! How else do you think

They’re too tiny to drop, but they’re still plenty of fun.

They’re so cute and perky when they’re little ♥️

They're not the biggest but they're perky, spring loaded and

They were a little nervous when Daddy had sold them, but at least

They’re big, so I like to juggle them like they’re big melons