Plap plap on my oiled ass gooner

Good girls go plap, plap, plap

These balls deserve nothing but the *plap* *plap* *plap* of a

Plap plap PLAP! You're not the only ones dumbed down by porn,

Plap those thoughts away hun~ You don't actually need to think

Rub, plap, stroke, suck, moan... Basically, goon your brains

Plap your brain off! Your screen is so much more important than

Can you hear this sound ? Plap Plap Plap

Just a little more~ Another pump, another plap, and I'm sure

Up and down, you know what to do~ Plap yourself into bliss, forget

Give up your life for BBC. There's o better way to wake up than

Lock. Plap. Worship. Stretch. Repeat