Today, the prison warden told me I only have 198 years left on

I was told I have an ideal titty drop figure, so here I am! Enjoy💕;3

My slutty Asian gf sent me this at work. I then told my manager

This took us an embarrassingly long time to figure out...hope

No one will find my figure attractive, my ex told me before he

No one will find my figure attractive, my ex told me before he

No one will find my figure attractive, my ex told me before he

I told my ex sissy bro…that my girl had left me…this was

Husband left for the day and told me to find something to do....

4 urologists and 2 ultrasounds have told me I don’t have any

“Leave me alone… first you’re my girlfriend, now my barista…

"You're pretty sharp, but who would believe you? And remember,