Elf on the Shelf

Time to put the shorts on the shelf

Time to put the shorts on the shelf

Time to put the shorts on the shelf

What it's like to be a book on the shelf I'm dusting

On the beaches of Heaven

[37] The Elf on the Shelf you have really been dreaming of…Merry

There's elf on the shelf but how about thot on your cock

There's elf on the shelf but how about thot on your cock

There's elf on the shelf but how about thot on your cock

I wanna be your slutty Elf On The Shelf and make sure you’re

Give that poor Elf on the Shelf the night off and let’s play