My best friend and I didn’t have enough money to pay for the

My best friend and I didn’t have enough money to pay for the

My best friend and I didn’t have enough money to pay for the

My best friend and I didn’t have enough money to pay for the

My best friend and I didn’t have enough money for the Uber,

My best friend and I didn’t have enough money for the Uber,

I couldn't find my dildo

I couldn't find my dildo today, but this carrot will do the job

Had to improvise while I’m traveling

Couldn’t Make It To Her Face In Time So I Had To Improvise…

My vibrator wasn’t charged so I had to improvise ;)

My bully took the bar I usually do my hanging wedgies on so I