Why is this so funny to me :D

my favorite lube is my own tongue

Why is my axolotl kicking his gills? Is this normal?

Why is there a chair behind me?🤔

is it weird that my own cock turns me on??

My wife is my own personal BBC pornstar

Why is my bully so happy to get detention with my mom?

Is it weird that my own videos turn me in?

why is everyone so mean to me?

Why is my cat twitching like this? My first thought was hiccups,

My cousin use to fuck me hard, remembering it hurting turns me

Why is my surgeon keeps calling me everyday?