Some chicks dont put in enough effort to please me. Thats why

Goon…I’m the dumb air headed bud with a fat ass that my friends

If you’re so straight why do our goon sessions always end with

Always fun to help a goon bud out, tell me who you would rather

Me and my Bud *2 minutes into our Totally “STRAIGHT” GOONING

My bud always does this when I walk around the house in my comfy

My bud always does this whenever I try to change clothes and

i always end up on my knees when me and my bud are alone, idk

Not sure why, but my ass always hurts after getting drunk with

I keep betting more and more on the size contest with my bud…

My girl wonders why I'm always so tired after a sleepover at

why does gooning with my bud always ends like this...