For some reason I always get invited to parties..

Like most fat, nerdy engineering students I was never invited

I swear my husband gets invited to more DP parties than I do

I was swapped by the great shift, landing in the body of a Chinese

I swear my husband gets invited to more DP parties than I do

i get invited to a lot more pool parties these days

We never got invited to any parties, as straight A* nerds, nobody

I had no girlfriend, friends or future. That's why I decided

Hubby invited his friends over for game night, and i took care

Having a BBC Gets you invited to all the good swinger parties

I hope I get invited to more pool parties now

I swear my husband gets invited to more DP parties than I do