original post: https://redd.it/n0qd4c
The bartender saw me and gave me a [f]ree round of shots 🙈
gwpublic by stacysinner1
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Me to the bartender: I’ll have a bloody mary with a splash
The waiter saw me flashing and gave me my meal for free
The waiter saw me flashing and gave me my meal for free (f)
The neighbor saw me naked in the hot tub so I invited him over
The teacher saw me nervous and helped me relax
