Can I mesmerize you before my cream pie?

I got my first cream pie today 😍

Im looking for someone to cream-pie me

Received a cream pie today and I feel so happy

Leave me dripping with your cream pie.. I was made for it!

Your secretary wants a cream pie

I’ll bake for you as long as you bring the cream for the pie.

This is the best position to receive a cream pie ;)

I get pretty bored at work.. a cream pie at lunch might help

I think it would be fun to get a cream pie in a public bathroom

It’s my birthday so I deserve a cream pie!

I don't wear panties to work.. always ready for a cream pie