can i borrow your lap? 👀

Can i borrow your lap for a sec? need a place to sit

who’s lap can I sit

should I clap this way on your lap next time?

Can I borrow your lap for a bit? 🥵

want me to smack your lap?

i need a borrow a cutie for like 45minutes..possibly all night

Would you let me sit on your lap?

I need a new gaming chair, could I borrow your lap?

I’d ride your lap anytime

May i sit on your lap?

I wanna grind in your lap