original post: https://redd.it/1g7wly0
Me: "Whatcha doing tonight?" Bud: "Trying to get someone pregnant." Me: "Really? Who?" Bud: "You." Can't be gay if he's trying to get me pregnant, right?
notgayatall by Caius_Britannicus
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Little car jerk looking to get someone attention.
It was a hot summer night and the couple was feeling extra frisky.
Girl Loves What She's Doing
I’m not gay bud, stop trying, just cuz I have a fat ass doesn’t
It’s still straight for you to get on your knees for my cock
Whenever my bud wants to hook up, he’s constantly trying to
It’s not gay if I’m just trying to get you pregnant
Me: "Whatcha doing tonight?" Bud: "Trying to get someone pregnant."
It's not gay if you're trying to get my girly ass pregnant
I want kids one day, so my bimboi bud said it's not gay if I
As a nurse, it was my job to help my best bud get better after
Your bud said he had a surprise for you, is it what you expected?