Here you go, eat some cake

Eat my ass before it smothers your face !

Craving for someone to dive their face into my cake

keep your face closer and eat this cake

You deserve to eat this cake even if it isn't your birthday

Eat up your chocolate cake!

I’m no baker, but I have plenty of cake you can eat

Brought you a bit of cake to eat

Here is your cake, now eat it :)

I’m no baker, but I have some cake you can eat

I’m no baker but I have plenty of cake you can eat

so much cake to eat