Would you have guessed that I was the quiet guy in class? (Sound

Would you have guessed that I'm a nerdy, video game playing bookworm?

Would you have guessed I had this much booty under my robe?

Would you have guessed I would be dropping natural 32Gs here?

Would you have guessed that I have a bush?

Would you have guessed I was hiding this under my sweatpants?

Would you have guessed I didn’t have any panties on

Would you have guessed I’m in my late 30s

Would you have guessed I’m in my late 30s

Would you have guessed I’m in my late 30s

Would you have guessed I’m in my late 30s

Would you have guessed I was hiding this much junk in my trunk?