On my way to sit on your face!

I need a place to sit, is your face available?

I want to sit on your face, but I fear you might suffocate. Is

If I sit on your face, you might suffocate.

If I sit on your face, you might suffocate.

If I sit on your face, you might suffocate.

If I sit on your face, you might suffocate.

If I sit on your face, you might suffocate.

I could sit on your face but you might suffocate :P

With this ass I would sit on your face...

Let me sit on your face

You might suffocate if I sit on your face but that’s a sacrifice