You meet her at a bar, she takes you home and this happens

Sometimes when I get home I cant even get my jeans off before

My goon bud forgot his fleshlight at home but I was happy to

Don't worry bud, I won't go gay this session! Less than 5 minutes

Not gay if my bud helping me with his toy and mouth

Its not gay if it never goes into your mouth .. i swear!

Not gay to use my roomates mouth after he saw my bwc

Not gay to use my roomates throat after he walked in on me jerking

Not gay it I struck out at the bar and needed a mouth to use

Not gay if I came home early and caught you in my x's clothes

Not gay to use my roomates throat when I struck out at the bar

Not gay if I had to give you a ride home drunk from the bar