Yesterday YOU bought a magic book that said that when you woke

Lemme park this ass on your face :D

It was a hot summer day and the sun was shining brightly. She

he came home, and i didn't make dinner, so he said my ass would

a guy on tinder said my ass is ugly

Can I park this fat ass on your face please?

Where i can park this ass?

My ex said eating ass is gross.... so I broke up with him :)

My ex said eating ass is gross....is he right?

My mom said my ass is too fat for a girl born in 2005, is she

This wasn't what I had in mind when she said "Eat my ass"

Bro said i had a girls ass, he said it would probably look good