Morning Paper, Coffee, And A Sex Slave To Start Your Day Off

She used to struggle to fit into this cage, now it fits just

Today was a day. Could have used some cuddles with my evening

Cream in your morning coffee sir..

My morning coffee kicked in 🚽

Morning, would you like some cream in your coffee? ☕

I swear I’m useless without my morning coffee

I'll have my morning coffee soon, but you can have me first

I'll have my morning coffee soon, but you can have me first

I'll have my morning coffee soon, but you can have me first

I'll have my morning coffee soon, but you can have mommy first

Number one task for Locktober: Provide coffee every single morning!