Me and my goon bud after a few drinks, it’s not gay because

There’s nothing gay about helping a goon bud out. I promise.

My bud insists that as long as he pulls out it's not gay

Easily convinced my bud that gooning like this wasn’t gay as

How could it be gay if I’m facing completely away from my goon

Remember bud, if you're dressed up then taking my BWC isn't gay

Remember, it's only gay if he cums inside you~ You're completely

I'm trying to convince my straight goon bud that it's not gay

Not gay if my bud helps me when my girl wont, completely straight

Not gay if I found your sissy panties bud, it'll be our secret

Your STR8 bud was drunk and acting like a slut for some reason,

I don't remember when my bud started helping me out while we