You call her princess, she calls him king.

You thought your wife would be upset when her bull choked her

You trust your daughter. That’s why you didn’t hesitate to

You and your girlfriend agreed that any time you sent her a horny

You put your little wife up on a pedestal, while her Bull puts

You are such a great bf! You wanted to make sure that your gf

That's Why You Call Her A Pro!

That's why I prefer her

That's why they call them knockers

That's why I like her So much..She knows exactly how to do this

You call her your wife I call her my fleshlight

You were some old, retired, has-been golfer but you were desperate