im so sorry that ur girl broke up with u right before this all

We've been secret jerk buds for so long yet no matter much my

Goon bud promised you it was not gay as long as you didn't touch

I promise bud it’s not gay as long as our dicks don’t touch

Just relax bud, you’ve had a really long day… I’ll take

Easily convinced my bud that using my ass to goon wasn’t cheating,

My bud and me locking our lips after an all night long "goon

Let’s stay civilized and get to know each other. Looking for

You don't care if it's real or not, do you? You'll still pump

"Let me take care of you while you're playing games, don't worry

as long as you take care of me after, daddy, i'll be obedient,

Would love to dress up as Hayley Atwell, throw on some giant