Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear 😉

objects in mirror may be phatter than they appear 😌

caution: objects are larger than they appear.

Objects in the mirror are sexier than they appear

Objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear. 😂

Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear. Use caution

Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear. Use caution

Objects in the mirror are larger than they appear

Caution: objects in mirror are more fuckable than they appear.

Objects in mirror more fuckable than they appear. Proceed with

Objects in the mirror are hornier than they appear