Is this an acceptable reason to be late for work?

The only acceptable reason to make me late is if you bend me

The real reason I'm late for meetings around here

Admit it, you’re up this late for one reason

The real reason I'm late for meetings around here

The only acceptable reason to get late. Do you agree 💦?

The only acceptable reason to get late. Do you agree 💦?

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The only acceptable reason to get late :P

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The real reason I'm late for meetings around here