Despite what it looks like, I do actually have two arms. Wanna

Cum sit on my lap

Would any ladies like to come sit on my lap?

If your wife deserves this treatment send her my way. I can sit

Men always get hard when I sit on their lap 😏

Can I jerk off while I sit on your lap?

Come sit on my lap ;)

Would you jerk off while I do this for you? Or wait for me to

Only good boys are allowed too sit on my lap

Would you let me sit on your lap?

Want me to sit on your lap or face

come sit on my lap