We both said no homo before I got on my knees so it can't be

It's not gay if it's before dinner time, right? I'm just really,

Not gay if I save money using my friend as a fleshlight instead

I'm just being a good bud and letting my bud use my throat like

Not gay if he makes me wear girly clothes before sucking his

It's not gay if you fuck me like a fleshlight

Bro I have heard 'straight' guys like you need to have one intense,

My bud found a bag full of female clothing in our Airbnb so we

It’s not gay, you’re just showing me how to use my new fleshlight

Have you heard in some cute men, there's a button in their throat

Not gay if you said you were happy with your girl but missing

“It’s not gay if we don’t face eachother while I ride you”