They told a lie when announcing there was no pie at the party

Im that guy on Reddit your girl told you not to worry about 👋🏻

A shadow came down, told me I live a lie

Eyes never lie. And yours just told me we are going to have a

He told me to lie on my back and think of England, so this is

My husbands bully told me to stfu when I came over to tell him

The nerd from the college I had picked up in a bar was fucking

The nerd from the college I had picked up in a bar was fucking

I think it all started when he asked if he was bigger than my

The nerd from the college I had picked up in a bar was fucking

She told her husband she was at work, but deep down he knew that

She told me husband to lie down, relax and enjoy the ride