Pinball wizard

this couch is more comfy than it looks, you could do me in it

german riot police defeated and humiliated by some kind of mud

Swallowing thongs is my favorite thing to do

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely

You must be a wizard, because you keep making my clothes disappear

Pinball Wizard /wsg/ Edit

Carë mára quí tyarë naxa. (Elvish for 'I have a great ass')

Piper Quinn - Pinball wizard, or something

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely