where the hell is that "dick" you say you have? I see nothing!

Say YES if you have lost count of how many times you have jerked

Say YES if these pixels are enough to trigger your beta brain

Say YES if you consider yourself a beta

Are you the most pathetic and useless beta? Say "Yes Maam" if

Are you the most pathetic and useless beta? Say "Yes Maam" if

Are you the most pathetic and useless beta? Say "Yes, ma'am"

You're the most pathetic beta. Say yes if you agree

I liken when beta losers know how to say "thank you"

Are you the worst beta cuck? Apologize and say, "sorry Mom"

Say YES if you're Kaitlyn's pathetic beta virgin

Say YES if you'll settle for this because you're a pathetic beta