Thought I wouldn't be posting this today but I got too horny

Another satisfied straight guy that thought he wouldn’t be

I never thought when I grew up I wouldn't need to wear a bra

You thought she’d be disappointed. Turns out your girlfriend

I stepped on you, sorry, I thought this fart wouldn't have a

Your son knew that leaving for college would cause you to be

Can’t believe I ever thought I was straight

I wouldn’t mind if you crashed my cheeks

Have you ever thought about fucking a trans girl before? 😜💕

Can I crush you inbetween my thighs? Just a thought idk...

I never thought losing No Nut November would be a big deal. After

You thought she wouldn't cheat on you?