Are you going to offer me a seat?

Would you like to be my seat?

A true friend will always offer up a seat…on his face…

a gentleman would offer me a seat

Waiting for you to offer me a seat...on your face

A gentleman would offer me a seat.. [f]

Now, a gentleman would offer me a seat

I'm not wearing any underwear. Can I offer you a seat?"

A true gentleman would offer me a seat…on his face!

what you see before I use your face for a seat

A gentleman would offer me a seat…maybe your face is available?

Aren’t you going to offer me a seat