original post: https://redd.it/mt40gc
I’m in front of you 🍌
BonerAlert by JessicaMacAdam
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You went to sleep and started dreaming of an elf masturbating
You wake up in the morning and see this in front of you.. What’s
You said you've never done it before, and you're curious to try...
You bought a new remote and I wasn't sure what it did, but you
You're watching TV and she lies on the floor in front of you
you're in the tub, relaxing. you look up to find this in front
you told me you have no time, but I did this in front of you…
You don't know what's the worse, your bully fucking your girlfriend