when your team misses a penalty kick

When the fast kickoff you've been practicing gets saved by an

When the other team hates your teammate

When your boss spots your hardon and makes you stand up in front

When your team gets an ACE, but you have set the Maltese language

When Your Friends Mom Is A Nasty Slut You Gotta Double Team On

When your whole life is an X-rated movie

You invited me to sleep over to try and work things out and be

When your stepmom gets creampied by your bully! 😮‍💨

When your team loses the football, remember this drop xx

When the whole football team becomes your bullies

When your GF calls you to tell you not to wait up because she's