All the things I would do to her if I wasn't locked... 😮‍💨

Mention you size and I'll tell how long I'll cage your useless

If you wake up next to me, don’t freak out when you find a

Look at this metal cage, pathetic, your tiny dick can barely

Your puny dick doesn’t stand a chance next to this black cage,

Look at this black cage I'm holding, your tiny dick fits perfectly

I’m about to lock your tiny dick in this cage where you’ll

Welcome to your new home, loser, this cage is where your tiny

Hubby loves watching me spray, and I love knowing how much harder

This cage fits your tiny dick perfectly, you’ll stay locked

Still looking for the perfect keyholder? I’ve got a cage just

Tell me the size of your dick and I’ll choose the cage to lock