MIRROR

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear!!

Objects in the mirror are as big as they appear.

Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear. Use caution

Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear. Use caution

Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear

Caution: objects in mirror are more fuckable than they appear.

Warning: objects in mirror are more fuckable than they appear.

Warning: Objects in mirror more fuckable than they appear.

Objects in mirror more fuckable than they appear. Proceed with

Objects in the mirror are hornier than they appear

Caution: objects in pants are larger than they appear