Keep a regular relapse schedule.

RELAPSE.

"He's addicted to the relapse!"

Relapse for perfect tits.

Relapse for blondes.

"I don't care...he needs to relapse..."

Relapse for Dillion.

Relapse.

"No...relapse is not a sin..."

Relapse to casual sex.

Relapse to tongue.

Relapse to skinny.