A father's love is supposed to be unconditional. But what happens

hey daddy. can i sit on your face?)

My computer chair broke, do you know somewhere else I could sit?

Hi, can I sit on your face?

I was thinking I could trade this computer chair out for your

let me sit it on your face

I tend to use my yoga ball to sit at my computer but I dont know

you try and try and try, but you just can’t stop gooning —

Comment your age if I can sit on your face

Such a nice place to sit

I was planning to sit down at computer to get some work done,

Would you sit on my lap if I told you to?