He said that I was the best cowboy in the wild west, because

Someone said I should post my boobs more

when my bud saw me all dolled up for our jerk session he said

sad because my friend said im not worth jerking off to

Mommy said she didn’t like it when I hung out with the older

Bud said to keep it straight

Oh, what's that? I thought you said you didn't want to swallow

Wow bud when you said you had a new method of gooning and all

Sepsis said she’d fuck me only if I cum inside her pussy.

My bud said he’d bring over pop. This type of pop isn’t what

Fuck bud.. you said this would be a straight sesh.. are you sure

When bro said he'd help me goon I wasn't expecting this...