Why am I running around a beach completely naked? Wrong answers

I wear this dress to the beach Why are people only looking at

This is why we love beach days

This is the exact reason why I love beach days so much

Ready to go to the beach

This is why I love beach days

The real reason why I love the beach

This is why the beach is better when you invite me

Embracing my private beach

Why not go topless to the beach

The beach water is playfully dancing around my feet, so why not

This is why the beach is better when you invite me