[Reddit] Drop by on your way home from work and fold me up like

Would you still eat this pretzel after I sat on it?

Fold me into a pretzel and fuck me like you mean it

Fold me and fuck me

You can fold me like a pretzel just make sure you eat me

Fold me into a pretzel and eat me please.

Fold me up like a chubby little pretzel

Fold me, eat me, fuck me

Fold my legs back and eat me

A quick pretzel fold

If I fold like a pretzel, will you eat me like one?

Be honest...if I was your girlfriend ,how often would you eat