all I have to do is put this on and jiggle my cheeks a little,

Do you mind some cellulite?

Only react if you'd hit it from the back

Nobody ever claps cuz it's Monday... let me fix that.

Come to bed and lets play

real men don’t mind cellulite.

This thickness ain't for the faint of cock

real men eat ass

I bet you didn't expect an ass of this magnitude

Don't mind the cellulite

Literally no men have lasted longer than 2 minutes in doggie

Hope you don’t mind some slight cellulite:3