Oops sorry about the smoke in your face Sir

Oh - did I hit you in the face with my cock while you’re scrolling

Oh, I'm sorry. I accidentally sat on your face.

Oh sorry, am I twerking in your face? It won’t happen again

" I don't know why you didn'tt believe me when i said i shoot

Oh I'm sorry, I think I dropped my masculinity over here, have

Oh I'm sorry, how do YOU do yr light tests? With a straight face?

ohhh sorry! I think my ass hit your face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sorry did it hit you in the face?

Oh sorry daddy, did I smash your face?

oh i'm sorry if i sat on your face without permission

oh I'm sorry I didn't see your face there