My girlfriends are always shocked when i show them my boobs.

Who said fake butts have to be huge?

My ex said that they’re too small

He said just the tip

My GF 5 minutes after she said shes going to get her nails done

“look for a job you are good at and you love to do; it doesn’t

My ex said he couldn’t stand my tits, what do you think?

My mom said she is most nice mom in the neighborhood that's why

Will you be shocked if I said I'd visit your state and you saw

Will you be shocked if I said I'd visit your state and you saw

Friend said I look too thin

Big boobs, bold moves—enough said