[F4M] I'm a single mom, you're a single dad across the hall,

[F4M] My friend isn't home ... but her brother is.

[F4M] Admit it, you'd love it if you came home to find your girlfriend

[F4M] Fucking your girlfriends best friend after driving her

[F4M] Fucking your sister while you are home alone~

[F4M] Guys that walk me home from school get rewarded, my mom

(M4F) Im doing terrible in college so my best friend tells me

[F4M] I guess I'm a slut now. A nice party last night ended up

[F4M] I guess I'm a slut now. A party last night and I went home

[F4M] Your friends come on my face won't stop you, right? It's

[F4M] You're my dad's friend and one of my 'biggest fans.' Right

[M4M][F4M] We've been hanging out more lately, so you didn't