One day my bud surprised me by wearing cute pigtails with pink

As me and my bud go into his stepdads room to say we are going

Love when Gooner bud can't wait till the spot to ride my Goon

Grab that goon stick and help a bud out

My goon bud asked if we could pull over on our road trip. Who

My bud found out I like to wear girly clothes. Let's just say

This is what I mean when I say "Let's hang out, bud" LOL.

When my “straight” bud got too high and started sticking

Aw bud don’t leave just yet! I have a big fat ass surprise

Holy fuck, I've wanted you for so long, but I've never been able

Let’s start this Gooning sunday just right…. Would you like

Some days you just wanna wear a thong, stick your big ass in